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Great start to the week!
A heart warming story of one man..his dreams ..and .. monster rack!
Bilge cinematics in cahoots ( after many hoots) with Hooli's creative concepts proudly present .. da da da daaaaa..da..da...da..da.daaaaaaa
" Brown rubs out more than he can chew"
It was a typical day for Tom and Alison as they were enjoying their weekend after noon in there quaint new cabin. Tom being the restless type ventured off on a hike through the woods. While standing back and enjoying the nature, Tom spotted an old shack amongst the evergreens surrounding their property. Being the curious type he ventured into the decrepit old cabin. Typical items were strewn about the run down abode, an old wood stove, some old news papers lying on a table with a broken leg. While kicking around the debris on the floor Tom heard a clang, a very unusual clang. Lifting some broken boards off the item he stood back in amazement...an old brass lamp was in the rubble. Picking it up, and admiring his new found treasure Tom began wiping some of the dust and tarnish off the lamp when all of a sudden.. Kaploooie..a genie emerged ..not just any genie,..but one that appeared in the form Â…it canÂ’t beÂ…itÂ’s impossible ..itÂ’sÂ…itÂ’s Â…460
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"Why have you disturbed me foo" Said the genie.. "I...I...I'm sorry... I didn't realize you were in there" "freaking bench racers" spouted the 460 "here's the deal slim..I'll give you three wishes and you don't pester me again..got it?" roared the genie "fine" mumbled Tom " "for my first wish I want a million dollars" POOF there was a million in cash on the table. "second I want Topless to have a monster rack" POOF .. a skin curdling scream could be heard in the distance..Tom grinned from ear to ear! Third I want a big boat with a Phat sound system in it! " POOF ..”SPLASHHH” .. Tom rushed to the open door and could see a brand new Fountain bobbing at he shoreline. “OK fool..I'm crashin..don't ever bother me again!" Tom ran to the shoreline as fast as his legs would carry him, and when he got close … ,”WTF?? RattlecanLou was sitting in the baot singing everybody wang chung tonight at the top of his lungs. “What are you doing here you fat halfnaked bastard?” Tom shrieked at RattleCan Lou.”Damned if I know” said Lou with a puzzled look on his face” I was just minding my own business scratching my balls on the couch and all of a sudden Kaplooie..here I am?” “Some phat sound system that 460 foo hooked me up with” Tom mumbled as he put two ear plugs in and shrugged it off and hopped in the new Fountain with his new pal singing at the top of his lungs and mashed throttle for the middle of the lake. The two new best friends were smiling like never before Tom raced back and forth up and down the lake with nothing but speed on their minds…
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Tom was so exited that he had to show Alison his new toy. He headed for shore as fast as he could. Getting closer and closer to shore he started laying on the horn to get Alison’s attention. As soon as he got close enough Alison was running out of the cabin towards the shore. “WTF?? Said Tom aloud “Oh My bloody God he screamed” as he looked to the shoreline where Alison was standing with her new rack.
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“Holy shit” thought Tom as he realized that wasn’t what he was thinking of when he wished for her to get a new rack.”look at the rack on that bitch “slobbered Lou.. “ Shut up you fat half naked bastard..and tuck your ball in their sloppin all over the place”. While Lou arranged his nutsack …Tom pulled into shore and took Alison into the cabin to comfort her the best he could. Tom sat his weeping and distraught wife down making sure hear antlers didn’t get caught in the ceiling fan.
”Dear I have something I need to tell you” stuttered Tom “ I went for a walk and found a beat ol cabin, and inside an old lamp. When I tried to clean the lamp out came this Genie who I would swear is that 460 guy. He gave me three wishes, I wished for amillion dollars in cash and POOF there it was. I wished for a new boat..and there it was and one of them was for you to have a monster rack”
“ YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH. WITH A MILLION DOLLARS YOU COULD HAVE BOUGHT ME TITS “ Tom just stared at her antlers in disbelief “.I’LL RIP YOUR BALLSACK OFF YOU TWISTED WHEAT FOR BRAINS SACK OF GOATSHIT” Tom ran for his life to the boat and made a hasty get away to safety.
Alison ran to the cabin and confronted 460 about his wish granting episode with Tom “ When she entered the cabin 460 was just floating around singing ABBA'A greatest hits. Volume 2 .
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What in the hell we’re you thinking you bastard??” bellowed Alison “GET THESE DAMN THINGS OF MY HEAD OR I’LL KICK THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUTTA YOU” she threatened. “And while your at it, I want you to wreck that bastard Browns day!”
Tom suddenly felt a strange feeling come over him .. then his friend Rattle can Lou started vanishing and reappearing lie a bad case of acne..
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Then all of a sudden PRESTO CA FLOOIE the Fountain turned into a.into a …Pumpkin?? Oh well” sighed Tom..may as well make the best of it.. and he happily cruised in his CP ( Carlson Pumpkin) 4 until he got tired and headed to the dock.
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Tom tied up and hopped out of his pumpkin boat while everyone laughed at him..wandered away and found Rattle Can Lou picking through a garbage can looking for some thing.
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“whatcha doin Lou” asked Tom “ I was looking for empties but I found this old lamp in here….
To be continued
LMAO......
Great start to the week!
Fricken Hooli....hard to believe that you write childrens stories for a living.....at least thats what EAZYKILLER told us!!LOL
Hooli's on a roll again!!! Look out!! LMFAO!!!
Quality avatar material right there....
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Lmao.
I'm so honored to be in this story but my new rack makes me a little top heavy.
I'm so honored to be in this story but my new rack makes me a little top heavy.
Bet you never thought the new rack would give you such a headache eeh?
Good luck finding a bathing suit for those
Bet you never thought the new rack would give you such a headache eeh?
Good luck finding a bathing suit for thoseI guess I could just go topless.
I guess I could just go topless.
That's right!!!! You can save money on buying the tops!!! You're so smart!! Wish I could do that....Maybe I should get a rack like you too
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