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Thread: A Christmas poem for "Rattle Can Lou"

  1. #31
    lucky
    RAttle can lou can paint with such precision !
    what color, what can - what a hell of a decision
    Saftey orange , blue berry pie - those are the colors from one hell of a guy !
    His finger tips are colors of choice - When all of a sudden he hears a strange voice !
    a vale paint job , Can be concieved - with red ruby black , and cinnimon sleeve ! a spray of honey bee yellow , and a dash of dark green - a lil bit of luck and I'll have painted this thing ! Dick would be proud of the job that i did - ohh ya billy , don't fock with this kid ! :crossx: Is That better my poetry proprieter ? chris

  2. #32
    BILLY.B
    a vale paint job , Can be concieved - with red ruby black , and cinnimon sleeve ! a spray of honey bee yellow , and a dash of dark green - a lil bit of luck and I'll have painted this thing ! i Is That better my poetry proprieter ? chrisWhat the hell are you doing!!!! YOU SUCK!!!! :rollside:

  3. #33
    dmontzsta
    YOU SUCK!!!! :rollside:
    Tell him something he doesnt know...

  4. #34
    Rattle Can Lou
    Billy, This is worse than a Friday night phone call after a 4 hour stint at the local watering hole. You startred this whole deal and now you have to live with the fallout. This is like going to Hell and your still alive. I do expect a super cool JBG response to this poet hack...CCCMon

  5. #35
    CircleJerk
    Put the Beer down and push away from the keys..........aall of ya!

  6. #36
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    Just for Rustoleum Lou
    I've read these stanzas and withheld my puke
    Even the retarded one Lucky has responded
    while taking it in the duke
    His feeble attempts to be a vdrive heavy hitter
    have been met with negative reactions
    but thats ok he still has Kim hittin him in the shitter
    Lou gets a lil blitzed and becomes very needy
    We all bow to his painting prowess
    As he is the King of grafitti
    Billy dances and dodges all of Lou's digs
    He sits back and paints
    and watches Lou smoke a carton of cigs
    Lucky is butthurt cuz he is feelin no love
    The vdrivers dont want him
    and neither does anyone else so take your lame ass no spelling and non sensical BS to the sandbar or benchracers so we don't have to scroll past your jibberish and waste time while we are reading quality poems from Rustoleum grafitti King and Rockstar Billy.

  7. #37
    Rattle Can Lou
    You have earned two "Dude, that was impressive" awards this week. I am fargin impressed. As for Billy, I will deal with him on the morning of the 15th at the "drivers meeting" Shit, I'm late for my poetry class....later

  8. #38
    lucky
    :yuk: NICE
    THE CHOSEN FEW - oF THE WHO'S WHO! MY FRIEND THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE YOU ! tHE KING AND THE ACE - WILL ALWAYS TAKE 1ST PLACE , LEAVING YOU IN A RACE IS AS EASY AS TAKING OVER LAST PLACE ! - AS YOUR SWIMMING TO SHORE, WITH YOUR SUIT IN YOUR ASS - REMEMBER ONE THING,-- IT SUCKS TO GET PASSED :cry: ! A DRIVER REMAINS DRY AND HIS BOAT ON KEEL -- SO MY FRIEND TONEY , WHO IS REALLY A HEEL ?

  9. #39
    FLYTE RISK
    Leave the poem writing to the professional's, just kidding that's some funny stuff!! :rollside:

  10. #40
    vdriver4ever
    Twas the night before painting
    And all through the shop
    Was Rattle Can Lou
    waisted and ready to drop
    Visions of Billy's work
    danced through his head
    as he layed there wishing
    he was home in bed
    In his mind he did dream
    of how it should look
    but ran out of talent
    as he stood there and shook
    Those all around him
    stood there in amaze
    wondering how old Rattle Can
    got through the days
    But old Rattle Can surprised
    everone in the shop
    when he stood one last time
    before his final drop
    As he layed there passed out
    breathing heavy and deep
    we all gathered round
    and wished him a Merry Sleep.

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