'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Kimmy was up stirring, looking for his favorite blouse;
The molsons were shelved in the refrigerator with care,
In hopes that his boy toy Lucky soon would be there;
The sex toys were lubbed up and Hanson was ready to give head,
While visions of Lucky still danced in his head;
With Kimmy in his blouse, and lube in his crack.
He thought to himself I need a hit of smack,
When out on the porch there arose such a clatter,
He started tweaking out and ran to hide in the shower.
Then away to the window he flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and revealed his white ass.
It was Lucky all ****ed up and laying in the snow.
Kim then wondered what to do with his ho,
He walked outside and carried him in from the snow,
Walking through the door he then layed him on the floor,
The night was all wrecked and Kim was just sick,
He wondered for a moment, how to get him some D***.
Wondering no more, the molsons were over flowing,
He then logged on to ***boat and typing unknowing.