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Thread: A Christmas poem for "Rattle Can Lou"

  1. #51
    olbiezer
    dmontzsta ......one more bad poem like that and kimmie will own u!!!!!! :220v:

  2. #52
    dmontzsta
    dmontzsta ......one more bad poem like that and kimmie will own u!!!!!! :220v:
    what do you mean? Kimmy cant put together words, let alone poems.

  3. #53
    olbiezer
    kim does seem to be strangely silent tonight!!!!! lol

  4. #54
    dmontzsta
    kim does seem to be strangely silent tonight!!!!! lol
    He is probably still reading, wondering WTF???

  5. #55
    lucky
    Can I get a scoop of Strawberry with that Vanilla post?
    Chris you are a nobody
    worthless and weak
    You have no credibilty
    No reason to speak
    Your posts are pathetic
    You're in a drunken stuper
    You make Kimmy happy
    while he's deep in your pooper
    You'll never rate
    when it comes to boat racing
    Leave that to the big boys
    Go back to Kim tasting
    Your yet to show
    That butt ugly puss
    But after seeing your picture
    My what a wuss
    So crawl back in your hole
    don't mumble a peep
    Keep Kimmy happy
    as he takes you balls deep
    Well , I kinda like the first part , but as alway you fell short in the end
    merryfockin day after x mas

  6. #56
    lucky
    Lou dont count on Lucky
    to show his ugly mug
    He'll be under his rock
    half deep in the jug
    He's rather timid
    I heard he's a toker
    Kimmy loves him the most
    cuz he's quite the pole smoker
    Donald has owned him
    Lucky's not a big fighter
    He's proven to be
    The ***boat pillowbiter
    :yuk:

  7. #57
    lucky
    Billy - You can have your thread back now ! lol :skull: :crossx:

  8. #58
    Kim Hanson
    kim does seem to be strangely silent tonight!!!!! lol
    Im not a poem kind of guy, Donald had help I bet.........( . )( . ).........

  9. #59
    BILLY.B
    T'was the night before Christmas and while at the shop,
    I observed "Rattle Can Lou" drinking some shots.
    Stumbling around and laying some tape,
    He's been known to do his best work when he's in this fine shape.
    Lines might be crooked, and some are to thin,
    That's when I noticed Lou reached for the Gin.
    He took a big gulp and fell to his kness,
    Praying to God for some new ideas please!!!!.
    I heard him squawk "i'm tired of spraying all red white & black",
    My fans on these boards are beginning to think i'm a hack.
    With that said he spun around and grabbed for the bottle of Jack,
    Took another shot and fell flat on his back.
    Realizing now he was in way over his head,
    He got to his feet and stumbled for bed.
    He called for his dog who's name is "Booker",
    Patted him on his head and said "God I could sure use a cold beer and a big
    breasted hooker".
    With "Rattle Can Lou" passed out for the night,
    I closed his door and shut off the booth light.
    Tomorrow if we're lucky we'll start this all over again,
    My "Buddy Lou" and his bottle of Gin.........
    Merry Christmas "Rattle Can Lou".....Your the best!!!! This needs to be a "YEARLY" tradition also. Man does it fit the season and the life of RCL!!!!

  10. #60
    BIGCHRIS
    This needs to be a "YEARLY" tradition also. Man does it fit the season and the life of RCL!!!!
    I agree Billy ,RCL is defiantly a cool DUDE at christmas:jawdrop: :jawdrop:

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