how did ya meet?

[Misogynist]

I woke up one morning about 45 years ago and discovered my "girlfriend" at the end of my right arm. She's been making long passionate love to me ever since. "She" is never demanding, only needs some hand lotion once in a while, never complains and has never failed me. "She's" stuck with me all these years and never cheated on me. "She's" a good sport and even works the mouse on my computer as I look at internet porn, plus doesn't get jealous when I have sex with my other girlfriend at the end of my left arm.,,, lmao.....

[EAZYKILLER2006]

I woke up one morning about 45 years ago and discovered my "girlfriend" at the end of my right arm. She's been making long passionate love to me ever since. "She" is never demanding, only needs some hand lotion once in a while, never complains and has never failed me. "She's" stuck with me all these years and never cheated on me. "She's" a good sport and even works the mouse on my computer as I look at internet porn, plus doesn't get jealous when I have sex with my other girlfriend at the end of my left arm.,,, lmao.....
too funny where ya been? me miss ya you are too funny!!!

[Mardonzi]

Well, there was this one night at the strip club.......

[dragboat]

My best buds girlfriend had a sister.... she was single and hot, so was I (but not hot)...she asked me to join her for a trip to Parker (Uncles house in Maraleste Shores). I played the good, nice guy and we just had a good river trip. Back home later in the week she asked me to a Laker game. That was 7 years ago. Now married with 2 girls..... love her and the girls to death.
Any girl that invites you to the River and a Laker game is a must have.
Well played