Lmao! :d :d :d
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I
said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent
on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens,
just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
Bitch...
Lmao! :d :d :d
what the hell is she think ,,,,you can still get up and piss on the floor right
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I
said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent
on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens,
just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
Bitch...
Did you tell her get a job?
Hate when that happens
Did you tell her her sister called and told you to start eating more pineapple?
still better than trying to sleep in the Porsche
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Funny one R
funny
ahhhh, needed that one today
why not unplug you... means she can get remarried and gets the life insurance $$$$$ :devil:
(but i hope that never happens to you )