Your pickup looks like this...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...een/image9.jpg
You have a deer's butt for a door bell...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...en/image10.jpg
You don't need a lake to do a little skiing...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...en/image11.jpg
Or if your wife is quoted in the local payper saying...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...en/image12.jpg
You just might be a redneck,