was making food with his mother in the kitchen.
He reached into a pile of flour and rubbed it all over his face and said "Look mama I'm white"
His mother slapped him across the face and said "go and show your father"
He walks up to his dad and says "aye pappi mira, I'm white"
His father slaps the crap out of his face and says "go and show your grandmother"
The child then walks up to his grandmother and says "look at me I'm white"
His grandmother slaps the smirk off his face and says "go and see your mother"
He walks back into the kitchen and his mother askes "so what did you learn about this?"
The kid replies "I've only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you Mexicans!"