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Thread: Defective Parrot - joke

  1. #1
    driverno8
    DEFECTIVE PARROT.......
    A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
    perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Golly, I
    wonder what happened to this parrot?"
    The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."
    "Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"
    "I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly
    intelligent, thoroughly educated bird ."
    "Oh yeah?" the man asks, "Then answer this, how do you hang onto your
    perch without any feet?"
    "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked,
    I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook.
    You can't see it because of my feathers."
    "Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't
    you?"
    "Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with
    reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,
    physics, and philosophy.
    You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."
    The man looks at the $200.00 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford
    that."
    "Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody
    wants me 'cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20.
    Just make the guy an offer!"
    The man offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.
    Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor,
    he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he
    sympathizes, and he's insightful. The man is delighted.
    One day the man comes home from work and the parrot goes,
    "Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing.
    "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your
    wife and the postman."
    "What are you talking about?" asks the man.
    "When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the
    door in a sheer black nightie."
    "WHAT???" the guy says incredulously. "THEN what happened?"
    The postman started taking off the nightie, then he got down on his
    knees and began to kiss her all over...."
    Then the frantic man screams, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"
    "Damned if I know. I got an erection and fell off my perch!"

  2. #2
    Outnumbered
    Oldie but goodie

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