Nan here:
I will be willing to trade you one full set of My Little Ponies, one Jackass the movie DVD, an XBox (that isn't mine, but comes with MX vx ATV), one set of Hulk Hands, and a 40 of coors light (I'm not willing to embarass myself by buying bud light in a store), and unlimited use of the pink raptor.
Ok, you're sold. I know it. When should i come pick it up???