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Thread: what am I?

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    MRS FLYIN VEE
    This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other.
    In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.
    Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft.
    After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.
    what am I?

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    HOOTER SLED-
    Sounds like a beer to me.

  3. #3
    BadKachina
    Tooth brush??????

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    Jordy
    Sounds like a beer to me.
    I'm not sure what kind of beer you're drinking, but clumps of little hairy things on one end??? :idea:
    I'm going with teethbrush because I'm not in Kentucky.

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    MRS FLYIN VEE
    Tooth brush??????
    wow you got it.. you win toothpaste.. LOL!!

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    HOOTER SLED-
    I'm not sure what kind of beer you're drinking, but clumps of little hairy things on one end??? :idea:
    I'm going with teethbrush because I'm not in Kentucky.
    LOL.............steak......beer....and floss for good hygeine. LOL

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    HighRoller
    Umm..call me a dumbass but I was going with Penis as my final answer. Did I miss something?

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    HighRoller
    Guess I asked for that one Hey Bidgle, got any good PhotoChops involving a toothbrush and Mrs Vees bolt ons????

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    MRS FLYIN VEE
    :idea:

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    BadKachina
    wow you got it.. you win toothpaste.. LOL!!
    Yippie!!!!!
    I'll take Crest with the little fresh strips in it.

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