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    ONLY IN AMERICA.........
    1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
    2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
    3. Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
    back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
    4. Only in people order double cheese burgers, large fries,and a diet Coke.
    5. Only in banks leave both doors to the vault open and then
    chain the pens to the counters.
    6. Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
    7. Only in we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call wating so we wont miss a call from
    someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
    8. Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
    9. Only in we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
    meaning ' bloodsucking creatures'.
    10. Only in they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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    sorry dog
    Only in America ... is there an internet forum about boats ... where everything is discussed except boats.

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    #6 is my pet peeve

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