What do you say when the Mormons come knocking on your door

[whiteworks]

I'm quoting myself from another thread
"have any of you ever invited them in and talked to them? I was over at my freinds house one day and while I was there these two guys elder and elder showed up. my buddy invites them in and we all start talking for a few and have some lemonaide. My freind says that he is really glad they came back and appreiciates them offering to help with stuff around his house and then proceeds to get them started on work in his back yard. So I ask him whats the deal and he tells me that they stopped by a few weeks ago for the first time and he was asking them questions about there mission, they then proceeded to tell him about the service aspects of the deal and offer to help him with things around the house. he said that they had been coming by once a week and all he had to do was listen to them a bit and give them lemonaide and they would work. this went on for a few months and his backyard turned out great. "

[Pheelin Phroggy]

How do you determine which wife to bang on Saturdays?

[Sleek-Jet]

LOL!! Cult is right.. if you have to go door to door to get people in your religion.. something is wrong.. with it..
You mean like the all the Christian missionaries in South America and Africa?? :idea:

[msc5195]

After about a minute of talking just ask them to hold on a sec and then turn around and yell into the house "Hey Babe, hey Babe, just use the dildo and keep it juicy until I get back, I will only be another minute." Then turn to them and say "Sorry about that, just trying to get me some strange before the wife gets home.":jawdrop:

[fc-pilot]

I'd be happy to listen while they are detailing my car and truck.
I served in Montana, and ended up branding a lot of cattle keeping them to their word. You better be careful, they might hold you to that.
Paul

[ULTRA26 # 1]

"I have my own faith that I am quite comfortable with"
I have never had anyone push the issue after telling them this.

[fc-pilot]

Ask them to come in. After they sit down, pop your favorite porn in the DVD.
They won't be back.
Seen that one done. Come on, get original.
Paul

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

You mean like the all the Christian missionaries in South America and Africa?? :idea:
hmmmm good question.. do they force it on them or just offer them to listen.. I don't know how it is there. :jawdrop:

[fc-pilot]

How do you determine which wife to bang on Saturdays?
Draw straws.
Paul

[Sleek-Jet]

hmmmm good question.. do they force it on them or just offer them to listen.. I don't know how it is there. :jawdrop:
I don't know either, but I've never been "forced" to listen to a Mormon missionary. Like I said in the other thread, I've talked to more than a few of them and they are all good kids.
... but I do need a lawn put in... :idea: