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    Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
    A. Goes-in-tight!
    Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
    A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
    Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
    A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
    Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
    A. Fur traders.
    Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
    A. A cherry float.
    Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
    A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
    Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
    A. When his hand caught on fire.

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    JB in so cal
    Q. What's the different between a aspirin and a hormone?
    A. You can make an aspirin.

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