I've got a secret.....

[MBlaster]

Does the secret involve rectal polyps?
Did you have a recent colonosocopy without ansethetic?

[Tom Brown]

Did you have a recent colonosocopy without ansethetic?
Not at all. I always have a couple of scotch and sodas first.

[Rexone]

I doubt that is going to be possible with my current work load. Never say never, I guess.
There's a rumor Hanson might show up there Tom.

[Tom Brown]

There's a rumor Hanson might show up there Tom.
Have you arranged for him to show up in a pair of one ball speedos?

[Kilrtoy]

Let me guess it involves some dirt, a 2 wheel drive and a SPIN OUT of the dirt

[Kachina26]

Let me guess it involves some dirt, a 2 wheel drive and a SPIN OUT of the dirt
I've not been schooled in the spin out technique.

[Kilrtoy]

I've not been schooled in the spin out technique.
I know, you have the stuck technique down good.

[vee-driven]

Does you secret involve having both a nay nay and a wee wee? hahahah

[Kachina26]

I know, you have the stuck technique down good.
Not to mention the "phone a friend" technique.