Reply With QuoteShe said she needs a hobby since TV sucks. I suggested she give me a bj as an alternative but that didnt work.
She's prolly looking for something that'll keep her busy for more than a minute. :idea:
She said she needs a hobby since TV sucks. I suggested she give me a bj as an alternative but that didnt work.
She said she needs a hobby since TV sucks. I suggested she give me a bj as an alternative but that didnt work.
She's prolly looking for something that'll keep her busy for more than a minute. :idea:
She is a good cook and already fed me.
Tell her to learn how to cook and make you some dinner.
I didnt think of that because is all about me.
She's prolly looking for something that'll keep her busy for more than a minute. :idea:
Think she would rather drink it than brew it.
Maybe she could become a brewmaster.
Bolt up a chrome pole in the living room, and break out a bunch of singles.
She'll get the idea.
She wouldnt make a good stripper because everyone knows "Whitey" cant dance.
I'd go with stripping then. She can drink, she'll earn a decent wage, she'll get some exercise and she'll be out of your hair from 7pm - 2:30am.
Shes not a good strutter or twirler. She would end up on her ass on the floor although that might make for some good tips.
It's more of a strutting and twirling motion. It's not like you're asking her to be a Charger dancer.
Have her try perfecting this.
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z.../wow7yqxm4.gif
I recomend she becomes a expert in ancient indian texts...
I recomend she start with This (http://www.break.com/index/28-days-o...positions.html)
Now that looks like FUN and some look very familiar.
I recomend she becomes a expert in ancient indian texts...
I recomend she start with This (http://www.break.com/index/28-days-o...positions.html)
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