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Thread: When Are You Getting MARRIED?

  1. #1
    Wet Dream
    Did you ever have the family members bug the crap out of you to get married?
    How to stop people from bugging you about getting married:
    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.”
    They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

  2. #2
    Baja Big Dog
    Easy...
    When they legalize gay marriages!!!
    Leave um thinking!!!!

  3. #3
    djunkie
    :idea: :idea: :idea:

  4. #4
    RitcheyRch
    Thanks. I'm going to have to try that one.
    Did you ever have the family members bug the crap out of you to get married?
    How to stop people from bugging you about getting married:
    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.”
    They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

  5. #5
    vee-driven
    NEVER.......! I like all my shit and half aint gonna cut it.

  6. #6
    RitcheyRch
    So true. Already have lost 1/2 my shit once and will never do it again.
    NEVER.......! I like all my shit and half aint gonna cut it.

  7. #7
    JetBoatRich
    They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
    Nice come back:jawdrop:

  8. #8
    mobldj
    just tell them when they pay for it and everyone invited to go to hawaii for the ceremony and reception on the beach at dukes in kauai.that also includes me being the dj and flying over my equipment.that should do the trick.

  9. #9
    fish
    I had an epiphany the other day at a red light. Getting a wife is like getting a tattoo...
    You better really love it cause if you don't, every day you wake up an look at it you will hate it even more. Just about as painful to remove too!
    fish
    PS, I just realized tha both are pretty dumb to do while drunk too!

  10. #10
    ratso
    People never ask me anymore...

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