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Thread: ***boat history

  1. #1
    Tom Brown
    Well I think we found our biggest dipshit of the day on ***boat..
    Gather around, kids. I'm going to tell you a bed time story.
    When I was a boy, giants proudly walked the halls of ***boat like an endless buffalo herd speckling an early western prairie field to the horizon and beyond. Not understanding the delicate natural order, early flamers hunted the giants at every opportunity. One day, someone noticed the giants seldom came around anymore. Could the stocks be dwindling, they pondered?
    By the time they realized how much damage the massive, wide spread flaming was doing, the giants were all but extinct. Free to spread completely unchecked, a wave of sardonic midgets infested the ***boat forums, providing an amusing distraction to the ponderers of the great giant decline, but not filling the shoes of the once great, giant forum leaders.
    These days, the giants are all but gone. Many of the forgotten giants are seldom seen and, when they do post, it is reserved to hit and run flames in drinking threads. Instead of openly posting, the once proud giants seek shelter in billiard forums or confine themselves to relentlessly deleting posts and threads of one of the last remaining giants still brave enough to post openly.
    It's a different ***boat world today. Many of us have long ago forgotten about earlier times when anger was saved for special occasions like broken friendships and hate was purely a theoretical device that existed in case your girlfriend were to fall into bed with someone you thought was a good pal. These days, every thread includes anger and hate is only a philosophical disagreement away.
    Is this progress, you ask? Certainly, some think so.
    Goodnight.

  2. #2
    Kilrtoy
    Please lay off the penicillian , your vaginostis is long cured
    Nice Now kick RD in the junk

  3. #3
    Jbb
    Blow it out your ass.................Brown....

  4. #4
    hoolign
    Blow it out your ass.................Brown....
    No shit..that guy is really starting to piss me off!
    We should lynch that SOB!

  5. #5
    TheLurker
    Good night Tom Brown,
    Good night Kilrtoy
    Good night Jbb
    Good night Hoolign
    Good night John Boy

  6. #6
    thatguy
    There is only one known cure for "cranial-rectalitis", and that is a "cranial-rectalectamy"
    Tommy
    Reminds me of the David Bowie song "Supermen".
    "When all the world was very young and mountain magic heavy hung,
    the Supermen would walk in file, gaurdians of a loveless isle."

  7. #7
    Havasu Hangin'
    ...or confine themselves to relentlessly deleting posts and threads of one of the last remaining giants still brave enough to post openly.
    :notam:

  8. #8
    Jbb
    :notam:

  9. #9
    BarryMac
    :notam:

    :idea:

  10. #10
    Some Kind Of Monster
    1 Hate thread (ok a series of them) in 4 years and now this...
    Is it progress? or evolution?
    What are you trying to say Brown?

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