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Thread: How to be a jet boat owner....

  1. #21
    roscoe p coltraine
    You first need to buy a boat off E bay.that way you an say itss been a 100 plus mph.
    You also need to avoid carrying a gps in your boat so that you can continue to claim century mark speeds.

  2. #22
    TheDukeBoys
    And you must be an expert on Oldsmobile motors and why they suck!

  3. #23
    roscoe p coltraine
    Someday them jet boaters can have a hemi in their boats.And bo and luke when i get one in my cruiser i am going to lock you up and throw away the keys.:idea: cause you're cooter tuned general aint going to run away anymore

  4. #24
    Kim Hanson
    And you must be an expert on Oldsmobile motors and why they suck!
    Well gess, old people fly with Oldsmobiles..........( . )( . ).........35mph and screaming with seat belts on !

  5. #25
    speedymopars
    Well gess, old people fly with Oldsmobiles..........( . )( . ).........35mph and screaming with seat belts on !
    Hey, you are WAYYY off! I know many olds motor guys that can hit 41, sometimes 42 (myself included)!

  6. #26
    Kim Hanson
    Hey, you are WAYYY off! I know many olds motor guys that can hit 41, sometimes 42 (myself included)!
    Is that with a tailwind and low on fuel ?...........( . )( . ).........

  7. #27
    TheDukeBoys
    Someday them jet boaters can have a hemi in their boats.And bo and luke when i get one in my cruiser i am going to lock you up and throw away the keys.:idea: cause you're cooter tuned general aint going to run away anymore
    Yeeehaaaawwwww! Roscoe you'll never get aheadthe general, even with the Hemi! Always followin the crowd ain't yah?
    http://i23.tinypic.com/91i93a.jpg

  8. #28
    cyclone
    I have recently become a jet boat owner. I asked a couple friends that have jets to explain to me how to be a proper jet boat owner and this was one reply. I have left out the name to protect the guilty. Please ad to this so I can be the best jet boat owner I can be.
    skid dick? i only know of one band wagon jumper that uses that term and he used to wave the jet boat flag proudly from his bass-flake, ford-powered, 89 mph rocket. hmmm...

  9. #29
    HM
    skid dick? i only know of one band wagon jumper that uses that term and he used to wave the jet boat flag proudly from his bass-flake, ford-powered, 89 mph rocket. hmmm...
    I use that term all the time. It is probably just a coinkydink.

  10. #30
    HCS
    And you gots to have some killer valve covers.
    And lots of burnt valves to match.
    I hope he likes pulling heads.

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