AARP Membership...if she can take a joke...
My dad gave it to my mom for her 50th and he slept on the couch for a couple of weeks...all us kids were all laughing though :devil:
Otherwise booze cuz she's gonna be wanting it!
for a 50th Bday part for a women...
any ideas?
the only thing I've come up with is to wrap it in the plastic surgens section out of the yellow pages.
AARP Membership...if she can take a joke...
My dad gave it to my mom for her 50th and he slept on the couch for a couple of weeks...all us kids were all laughing though :devil:
Otherwise booze cuz she's gonna be wanting it!
I've got a AARP card( long story) so thats out. Thanks for the idea
Black baloons all over the house. Although, I have to admit, I wasn't brave enough to sleep outside.
A pamphlet on a local retirement home.
Box of Depends,
A 25 year old man.
Case of Ensure
Lube.
A cane or walker
Barbara Bush's Autobiography
A sexy pair of black lace big granny panties.