I like this one for the Clinton supporters........
A USMC sniper was very good at his job. This sniper had a method. He would yell out some insult at the enemy and when someone stood up to reply, Bang! One less insurgent! After every mission the company commander would ask "How many insurgents have you shot today?" However, on this particular day when asked about the number killed, hereported, "Five killed and I let one go." "Let one go?" roared the company commander. "What do you mean, you letone go?" "Well, I yelled out, 'Osama is a Homo!' Then this big insurgent stood upand yelled, 'Hillary is a Bitch!' I just couldn't shoot a fellowRepublican!"