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Thread: Best Craigslist ad EVER

  1. #1
    TBONE1904
    I received this email around 7:00AM. It has been removed, but here it is:
    http://richmond.craigslist.org/mat/395453329.html
    I have approximately 275 to 300 cinder blocks for sale. They are standard
    8"x8"x16". They cost about $1.75 plus delivery fees if you buy them
    somewhere else. I'm asking $1.00 per block.
    You pick them up and move them yourself.
    Please don't waste my ****ing time with endless emails. These are plain old
    cinderblocks, for **** sake. You don't need to do an engineering study on
    the feasibility of using these ****ing things as building material. That's
    what they're for, you ****ing idiots. Now listen, we're all busy people
    here. You want the blocks? Come get the ****ing blocks and give me one
    dollar for every block you take. How ****ing hard is that? You don't have to
    tell me what you're building. I don't give a ****. I'm not interested in
    helping you build it either. Why? Because I don't give a ****. I just want
    to get these ****ing things off my property. So if you want them, get the
    **** over here with some money and take them. The next ****ing moron that
    emails me with "I'm building a blah blah blah, and was wondering if..." The
    answer is NO. Come get the ****ing blocks and build it yourself. If I knew
    how to do masonry, don't you think I'd be using the blocks myself instead of
    selling them for half ****ing price? What the **** is wrong with you people?
    The next one of you ****ing jackasses that emails me with some sob-story
    bullshit is getting his email address added to the North American Man/Boy
    Love Association mailing list.
    You want the blocks? Come get the blocks, and don't **** with me!

  2. #2
    468miller
    there expanding shop............

  3. #3
    EAZYKILLER2006
    I received this email around 7:00AM. It has been removed, but here it is:
    http://richmond.craigslist.org/mat/395453329.html
    I have approximately 275 to 300 cinder blocks for sale. They are standard
    8"x8"x16". They cost about $1.75 plus delivery fees if you buy them
    somewhere else. I'm asking $1.00 per block.
    You pick them up and move them yourself.
    Please don't waste my ****ing time with endless emails. These are plain old
    cinderblocks, for **** sake. You don't need to do an engineering study on
    the feasibility of using these ****ing things as building material. That's
    what they're for, you ****ing idiots. Now listen, we're all busy people
    here. You want the blocks? Come get the ****ing blocks and give me one
    dollar for every block you take. How ****ing hard is that? You don't have to
    tell me what you're building. I don't give a ****. I'm not interested in
    helping you build it either. Why? Because I don't give a ****. I just want
    to get these ****ing things off my property. So if you want them, get the
    **** over here with some money and take them. The next ****ing moron that
    emails me with "I'm building a blah blah blah, and was wondering if..." The
    answer is NO. Come get the ****ing blocks and build it yourself. If I knew
    how to do masonry, don't you think I'd be using the blocks myself instead of
    selling them for half ****ing price? What the **** is wrong with you people?
    The next one of you ****ing jackasses that emails me with some sob-story
    bullshit is getting his email address added to the North American Man/Boy
    Love Association mailing list.
    You want the blocks? Come get the blocks, and don't **** with me!
    LOL

  4. #4
    charlyox
    How does he really feel T-Bone?

  5. #5
    wsm9808
    OK, I gotta LOL about that.
    I know exactly how that guy feels. I own a machine shop and almost daily have that same f***ing rant going through my head as some guy stands there and goes into his life history from the first time he ever saw a car up to the moment that brought him into my shop to get some stupid F***ing brake drum turned. The F***ers come in and waste $200.00 worth of shop time to bring in some piss ant $8.00 job.
    Ahhhh, customers----you cant live with um, and you cant live with out um.

  6. #6
    talkinghead
    Man, some miserable SOB's in this world.
    $200 of shop time - does it actually take him all day to tell the story?

  7. #7
    TBONE1904
    Man, some miserable SOB's in this world.
    $200 of shop time - does it actually take him all day to tell the story?
    Have you ever sold anything on Craigslist? There are millions of stupid people, and stupid people ask stupid questions.

  8. #8
    Rvr Swpr
    OK, I gotta LOL about that.
    I know exactly how that guy feels. I own a machine shop and almost daily have that same f***ing rant going through my head as some guy stands there and goes into his life history from the first time he ever saw a car up to the moment that brought him into my shop to get some stupid F***ing brake drum turned. The F***ers come in and waste $200.00 worth of shop time to bring in some piss ant $8.00 job.
    Ahhhh, customers----you cant live with um, and you cant live with out um.
    You might want to look for another line of work:idea:

  9. #9
    blown65
    http://medford.craigslist.org/car/509786340.html
    this guy is local to me, pretty good one also.

  10. #10
    ryantparks
    well, I must admit, he's right to the point!

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