We wish
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we
use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal
immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they
catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and
some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America
then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while
he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed
and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without
the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
George Carlin
We wish
George never said it.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we
use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal
immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they
catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and
some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America
then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while
he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed
and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without
the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
George Carlin
Sure wouldn't be a bad idea.
George never said it.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp
Forgot to check!
But I believe he would! :smile:
Forgot to check!
But I believe he would! :smile:
( I saw it on another thread. )
who cares who said it. Sounds good to me
And Carlin never said it. Long live the most overquoted man on the internet.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp
Is there an echo in here? (smilies to follow)
Is there an echo in here? (smilies to follow)
He's a little slow tonight.
Still is a good idea!