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  1. #1
    cyclone
    1. always whine when someone builds a motor that makes more power than yours with less compression, fewer carburetors and less displacement.
    2. cry fowl when a motor is tuned on the dyno and not on the lake "where it matters most"
    3. bitch and moan until someone gives up gps numbers and then say that you're not buying it once you find out how fast the boat really runs.
    4. never believe a dyno figure from a west coast dyno.
    5. If the motor has iron heads, then its not allowed to make over 700hp on pump gas.
    6. If the owner of the boat is under 30yrs of age, then they can't possibly know what they are talking about because they dont have enough jet boat experience.
    7. Don't ever give props to your engine or pump builder on this board because that means you're getting a discount and we all know how horrible it is to get a discount.
    8. Unless you assemble your engine and pump on the floor of your garage with duct tape and chicken wire, then you spent too much money on it now matter how fast the boat goes.
    9. Dont chrome or powdercoat anything because that means you're just showing off and your boat can't possibly be fast. Bling Bling will not be tolerated on this board.
    10. And the most important rule of all; When all else fails, and you make yourself look like an uneducated whiner, tell the other guy he's gay and change the subject real quick.
    did i miss anything here? feel free to add any new rule that you see fit.

  2. #2
    hboldno7
    shot ya 5 stars for that one cyclone, Great post. lmao

  3. #3
    Taylorman
    Awesome, well said dude.

  4. #4
    sanger mike
    aint that the truth! well said cycloe.

  5. #5
    HavasuDreamin'
    LOL..................

  6. #6
    dossangers
    Its WEST COAST ENVY ENOUGH SAID!!!!!!!!

  7. #7
    LVjetboy
    Sounds good but geez that's a lot of rules.

  8. #8
    Jrocket
    Cyclone,I also shot ya 5 for that.Speak your mind son,tell'um how ya feel!!!!!And ****'um if they dont like it. eek!

  9. #9
    Johnwithjm
    Rule 11 don`t mention DNE.
    Rule 12 don`t mention MPD

  10. #10
    woodster
    Guess where my motor and pumps going this winter? idea

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