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  1. #1
    canuck1
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    I'm walkin around somewhere down by the lake and I try to flag down some guy in a truck but the stupid **** almost runs my ass over. Well i'm pissed so I wind up and fire a water balloon at this prick. Well he hits the brakes and comes stompin outa his truck and I see him and this guy looks huge(like 18 months pregnant) and pissed so I take off runnin.Well I make a corner and about 50 feet and all the sounds of pursuit are over.
    I didn't even spill my beer..
    Anyone here anything like this in the last week or two?

  2. #2
    Mandelon
    canuck1:
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    I'm walkin around somewhere down by the lake and I try to flag down some guy in a truck but the stupid **** almost runs my ass over. Well i'm pissed so I wind up and fire a water balloon at this prick. Well he hits the brakes and comes stompin outa his truck and I see him and this guy looks huge(like 18 months pregnant) and pissed so I take off runnin.Well I make a corner and about 50 feet and all the sounds of pursuit are over.
    I didn't even spill my beer..
    Anyone here anything like this in the last week or two?
    I heard a story something like that......Did you hear that mean ****er fall down or anything? That's what he gets for trying to runn you down......Was he wearing flip-flops?

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    i heard he had really big belly and these tiny little arms,no wonder he broke something.

  4. #4
    Jrocket
    Naaaaa...I heard his lung ran out of air and he hit the pavement.....Pour bastard was trying to save his smokes and broke his wrist!!!

  5. #5
    canuck1
    Those were arms ???? eek!
    [ May 08, 2003, 02:06 PM: Message edited by: canuck1 ]

  6. #6
    mbrown2
    Jrocket:
    Naaaaa...I heard his lung ran out of air and he hit the pavement.....Pour bastard was trying to save his smokes and broke his wrist!!! LMAO..

  7. #7
    hot_diggity_dog
    He posted a pretty large beer reward to the 1st 20 peolple who kick the Focker and loosin up his jewel's and make them swing like SuperV's.
    HDD

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