Happy Boater, Are you really that stupid or is it the fact that you were probably droped on your head as a child? you paid $3100 for that pile? Dude I have bridge in Havasu I will sell for cheap, you can even make it a toll bridge and make money on it. Dont worry about the city I already got all the approval you need, just go ahead and build the toll booth's.
I have another idea for you, make sure you get insurance on the boat, take it out and SINK IT!!!