Is there anything worse then...........

[1stepcloser]

Havasu Hangin':
Next weekend is on, though...warming up my drinking shoes.
And you? Hell, I heard you were going this weekend, so I planned a trip.
I'm off to Black Meadow this evening.
I rearranged the anatomy of my right knee two weeks ago, have been in a surprisingly large amount of pain since.
The point is, I have had my drinking shoes, (in a brace) on for about the last week. I hope I can climb in the boat...

[Boozer]

I was at The Diamond Cabaret. Cool place and pretty high class.

[Outnumbered]

Havasu Hangin':
Going to an establishment, and getting a lapdance...then she sits on your cell phone in your pocket, which re-dials your home...
...and the little woman at home gets to hear 2 minutes of what a lapdance sounds like.
That's worse. LMAO
CLASSIC!

[TheLurker]

Blown 472:
Boozer:
Going to the titty bar and getting your drink on then having to return back to your dreaded job? God I didnt want to leave. Dude, when I worked in Buena Park we used to go to the humdinger a go go for liquid lunch, topless chicks in thongs, I bought a tiger striped thong for this hot little itialian chick that worked there. Diddent the Humdinger there on Harbor once advertise they had a 300 lb. dancer? I used to pull into the Mustang club before it was torn down

[Havasu Hangin']

1stepcloser:
I rearranged the anatomy of my right knee two weeks ago, have been in a surprisingly large amount of pain since.
The point is, I have had my drinking shoes, (in a brace) on for about the last week. I hope I can climb in the boat... Sorry to hear that, partner. No pain, no brain...I always say.
Maybe we could use a cherry picker to get you in the boat?

[jus a baker]

i opened this thinking you were going to say getting your nuts stuck in the zipper