Canadian beer drinking male approval test!

[hot_diggity_dog]

Wow they have some pretty tough standards to be able to drink beer! eek!
Are you Worthy of a Molson?
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[hot_diggity_dog]

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[hoolign]

Having actually consumed a "molson" or two,I was called upon by the beer commisioner to create this test! I am now... second commander and chief of the official "Take the brew to havasu" campaign.
It's a top secret operation and will require a few brave (and thirsty) individuals,as part of a deep undercover,(we're talikin deep here)highly critical,and sensative covert operation.
The mission is to ,infaltrate the border crossing
with "molson" in tow,then through the cover of darkness...slip silently into the "lake Havasu" area,the operation is henceforth to be known as"hooligns holidays"
applications for this operative are now being taken
applicants are subject to verification of their annonimity

[FMluvswater]

I actually got the first two questions right! Tripped up on the third one but they let me change my answer ... now I know the secret ... I'M TELLING!!!!! Telling who? I dunno just felt like saying that! I'm still thinking there's subtle subliminal stuff in beer ads on TV cuz I don't like beer (well actually I did manage to drink a Labatt Maximum Ice once but it was bounced from the party in my tummy to put it politely!) ... but damn if the TV beer ads don't make me thirsty!! WTF is up with that?