I NO COME WORK TODAY

[ROZ]

I NO COME WORK TODAY
Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I no come work today, I real sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I no come work."
The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel
better and I can go to work. You should try that.
Two hours later Kung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."

[Ziggy]

Thread title made me think you were gonna strike
Funny Kung Chow joke though...better not advise any of my employees

[Lakeshow]

LMAO

[BigBoyToys]

ROFLMAO!! Too Funny

[Raskal]

good one