Reply With QuoteHey FM, what are you doing with these nicey-nice threads? Why don't you come over to where the real action is... the Topless thread. It doesn't matter who or what you know, just jump in and start carving.
Norm Peterson's Famous Quotes (from TV's "Cheers")
"Can I draw you a beer, Norm?"
"No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."
"How's a beer sound, Norm?"
"I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in."
"What's shaking, Norm?"
"All four cheeks & a couple of chins."
"What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?"
"Going Down?"
"What's new, Normie?"
"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer."
"What'll it be, Normie?"
"Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a froth of beer & a snorkel."
"What would you say to a beer, Normie?"
"Daddy wuvs you."
"What'd you like, Normie?"
"A reason to live. Give me another beer."
"What'll you have, Normie?"
"Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."
"Looks like beer, Norm."
"Call me Mister Lucky."
"What'd you say, Norm?"
"Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer."
"What would you say to a beer, Norm?"
"Hiya, sailor. New in town?"
(Coming in from the rain)
"Evening, everybody."
Everybody: "Norm!"
"Still pouring, Norm?"
"That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing."
"Whaddya say, Norm?"
"Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink."
"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."
"Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass."
"How's life treating you?"
"It's not, Sammy, but you can."
"What's the story, Mr. Peterson?"
"The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."
"Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
"I know. If she calls, I'm not here."
"Beer, Norm?"
"Have I gotten that predictable? Good."
"What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
"A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"
"Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?"
"Yep. Now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?"
"What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
"Another layer for the winter, Wool."
"Whatcha up to, Norm?"
"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
"How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
"Poor."
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"No, I mean pour."
"How's life treating you, Norm?"
"Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."
"Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer nuts."
"What's going down, Normie?"
"My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
"Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."
"How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
"It's a dog-eat-dog world, Woody, & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."
"What's the story, Norm?"
"Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."
"How's about a beer, Norm?"
"That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!"
"What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
"The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody."
"Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"A little early isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?"
"No, for stupid questions."
Hey FM, what are you doing with these nicey-nice threads? Why don't you come over to where the real action is... the Topless thread. It doesn't matter who or what you know, just jump in and start carving.
Hey FM, did I ever mention that ankle tattoo makes you look like a hussy?
What the **** are you talking about? What ankle tattoo? I don't have a freaking ankle tattoo!! LMFAO!!!
Oh.
Do you think mine makes me look too feminine?
FMluvswaterbabe:
What the **** are you talking about? What ankle tattoo? I don't have a freaking ankle tattoo!! LMFAO!!!
Facts, smacts. Everyone grab a knife and plow it into the person next to you.
Join in, FM. It's great fun. eek!
Tom Brown:
Facts, smacts. Everyone grab a knife and plow it into the person next to you.
Join in, FM. It's great fun. eek! Tom do you have a second screen name called Hoss?
Oh no. Just the one screen name for me.
LMAO!
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