HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

[Eric455]

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> > > > > > >> >HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
> > > > > > >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > > > >> >Wine her,
> > > > > > >> >Dine her,
> > > > > > >> >Call her,
> > > > > > >> >Hug her,
> > > > > > >> >Support her,
> > > > > > >> >Hold her,
> > > > > > >> >Surprise her,
> > > > > > >> >Compliment her,
> > > > > > >> >Smile at her,
> > > > > > >> >Listen to her,
> > > > > > >> >Laugh with her,
> > > > > > >> >Cry with her,
> > > > > > >> >Romance her,
> > > > > > >> >Believe her,
> > > > > > >> >Cuddle with her,
> > > > > > >> >Shop with her,
> > > > > > >> >Give her jewelry,
> > > > > > >> >Buy her flowers,
> > > > > > >> >Hold her hand,
> > > > > > >> >Write love letters to her,
> > > > > > >> >Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.
> > > > > > >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > > > >> >HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
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> > > > > > >> >Show up naked,
> > > > > > >> >Bring food.
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soo damb true!!! anyone agree???
eric

[manson]

hell yes
bring beer too

[waterloged]

you nailed that one

[manson]

hell yes
bring beer too

[FMluvswater]

Naked with food (does chocolate count as food?) sounds like the simpler plan to me.
[ April 20, 2003, 11:41 PM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]

[ROZ]

I thought you were going to say that buying your boat will impress a woman

[Tom Brown]

I've found that most women appreciate it when I put my upper plate in.
I don't like to put on airs, though.
[ April 20, 2003, 11:50 PM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

[Hallett19]

Any Leykis 101 students in here ???? My God !! Eric, I hope you don't live by this mantra. Tom would not be happy about this thread. To get the girls you show as little interest as possible, if you do all that is listed above that bitch will walk all over you. So while you are out buying her roses or writing a love letter for her, she is out bangin the guy who buys her a hot dog and a soda and breaks plans with her all the time. Trust me, this is how it works.

[gigamurph]

Hallett19:
Any Leykis 101 students in here ???? My God !! Eric, I hope you don't live by this mantra. Tom would not be happy about this thread. To get the girls you show as little interest as possible, if you do all that is listed above that bitch will walk all over you. So while you are out buying her roses or writing a love letter for her, she is out bangin the guy who buys her a hot dog and a soda and breaks plans with her all the time. Trust me, this is how it works. Geezus! Would someone put H19 out!I think he's been burned!

[Mandelon]

I thought regular wink showering and keeping the shorties trimmed was good enough....