Reply With QuoteWelcome aboard!! What, does your lurker friend have stage fright? We don't bite, just a little nibble here and there!
A friend of mine was inspired by the Men's Ruls thread and came up with this. I am just posting it.
Tips for men to improve odds of getting what they want ... a BJ:
1. Look and smell your best. Putter around near enough for her to smell you but ignore her. Wet from your shower skimpy towel works best.
2. Fake a hang-up about getting one, she'll likely help you ahem overcome your hang-up.
3. Make the shot sweeter. Drink pineapple juice. Beer equals bitter shot. Don't know if it'll work but you could try: beer, juice, beer, juice, beer, juice
etc. ... bothersome but if it works and secures future odds?
4. Don't ask for one. Just help her ahem come up with the idea on her own.
5. Find out why she's reluctant and fix/improve/remove whatever's holding her back.
Welcome aboard!! What, does your lurker friend have stage fright? We don't bite, just a little nibble here and there!
thanks for the welcome. I have no idea about the stage fright. She has posted elsewhere so I don't know. nibbling is good. or at least it can be.
[ October 25, 2002, 05:14 PM: Message edited by: imjustme ]
As for pineapple juice, maybe they should call them Penis Coladas!! But then again, you would probably have a tough time getting a guy to drink one.
OMFG! I laughed really hard when I read that last post by twisted pair and straightaway I thought bet if it was named 'She'll Swallow' guys would drink it no problem!!! wink
[ October 25, 2002, 06:17 PM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]
TRY SHAVING YOUR BALLS AND THAT AREA, YOU DONT LIKE A HAIR SMELLY WOMAN, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THEY DO. I RECEIVED THAT IMPUT FROM A FEMALE.
OK I FORGOT THE "Y" ON HAIRY
Kilr, I don't know who you pissed off, but I shot you a 5 star for the info!
5 for you also imjustme.
[ October 25, 2002, 06:55 PM: Message edited by: twistedpair ]
imjustme:
4. Just help her ahem come up with the idea on her own.
As if a hand on the back of her head isn't a big enough hint.
Gerrit your killing me here !!!!
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