How do you keep a Jehovahs Witness from knocking?

[Hal]

I hope this is funny. I don't mean to be mean to anyone

[ April 21, 2003, 08:49 PM: Message edited by: Hal ]

[RiverToysJas]

LMAO!!! That's one way!
I used to just send the Rottie to the door with an attack command when I saw them coming up the driveway. wink
RTJas

[257]

Answer the door naked if your hung like that guy

[superV]

Hal:
I hope this is funny. I don't mean to be mean to anyone
How did you get this pic of my front door?

[Mandelon]

How do you keep a Jehovah's Witness from knocking?
Use octane booster!

[HOSS]

Stab them in the eye with a flathead.

[Ziggy]

tell 'em your cousin converted and now his family has disowned him for it....but keep him 'cause he always did like to look at your asses on those bicycles

[Tom Brown]

HOSS:
Stab them in the eye with a flathead. Nice.

[-Nezrik-]

Dont get that door knocker if you have Catholic Priests that go door to door in your neighborhood!

[nmboats]

Just put one of these in your front yard or hanging from the house and they will stay away, since they don’t believe in serving our country.

Worked for me...