Reply With QuoteNo, that would not work, you forgot duping people into believing they will go to heaven if they give all their money to tha church.
Considering the years of child molestation, church denial and now a gay bishop, maybe it's time we start our own church.
We look like pikers compared to the real church. Hell, all we believe in is:
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Drinking beer <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">A good (fast) running boat <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Great weather <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Smooth water <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">COLD beer <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Big BOOBS! <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Lots of women (with BIG BOOBS) in g-strings <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Drinking cold beer <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">NO LAKE LICE!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">
Those aren't controversial things and they're things all of us believe in (well maybe except for Boozer). When you compare us to many in the church we look like saints!
[ August 06, 2003, 08:13 AM: Message edited by: MagicMtnDan ]
No, that would not work, you forgot duping people into believing they will go to heaven if they give all their money to tha church.
You missed Football.
Remember some controversy a while back because of the "Church of Monday Night Football", in Santa Barbara?
Made the news for quite sometime.
There's Biker Churches,, why not boaters churches?
I nominate Riverdave to be our Messiah.
His name may only be spoken over the whine of a Margarita blender.
Violaters(sinners) of the rule must drink five shots of Viper Snapps for pennance.
I`ll let you follow that Messiah. Have fun.
MagicMtnDan:
Considering the years of child molestation, church denial and now a gay bishop, maybe it's time we start our own church.
We look like pikers compared to the real church. Hell, all we believe in is:
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Drinking beer -Agreed <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">A good (fast) running boat - That'd be nice <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Great weather - Agreed <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Smooth water - Agreed <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">COLD beer - Agreed <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Big BOOBS! - Agreed <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Lots of women (with BIG BOOBS) in g-strings - Agreed <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Drinking cold beer - Agreed <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">NO LAKE LICE! - Agreed<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">
Those aren't controversial things and they're things all of us believe in (well maybe except for Boozer
Smoking mass quantities of marijuana
Watching lots of porn
Looking at lots of porn
Recieving great blow jobs
Having sex in strang or public places
The list can go on and on and on.
But the basic idea is that none of us believe in child molesting and in my opinion that is one of the worst things that can be done period. I think it's funny that you can go to prison for the rest of your life for killing a scum bag child molester but the scum bag child molester will only do a year or so for robbing a child of their innocence.
(Now)???? A gay bishop. These Cardinals and Bishops have been butt raping boys for years now so I would say that qualifies them for being gay. And this isn't a recent problem.
Does this have to stay within the US, or could it branch out internationally?? Do we have to worship big breasts only, or do nice smaller ones work as well??
Hummmmmmm....A church, I like it. Just think of the tax benefits, fund raisers, choir girls....satanic rituals....HUMAN SACRIFICE.
WE LOVE THE LEADER where is Hale Bopp?
Forensic:
Theres a rainbow in Boozers sig now!!?? eek! Yes there is a rainbow that would be correct. But, if you are implying that it has to do with being gay then your implication is wrong. If it were the gay rainbow the rainbow colors would be reversed. HDD and Chase also have rainbows.
Since Riverdave is nominated as the Messiah, if we get pissed off should we say Riverdave damn?
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