Name for my new boat(When I get it,that is....)

[HighRoller]

I have finally come up with the name for my new boat."CALTRANS".Why?Because when I'm on the boat I don't do s#$t all day long.And when I do manage to move my fat ass to do something strenuous like get another beer I have 3 or 4 other guys there to watch me do it and make sure I don't screw up.And after completing this arduous task I have to take a break.

[Hustler]

Nice name, so what did you order? another Ultra? details man details!!!

[HighRoller]

Well,it was a toss up between Ultra and Cobra because the Cobra was 7 thousand less at the time but I decided if I'm gonna blow my wad on a boat I'm goin for the money shot!!!It'll be an Ultra but only when I get drunk enough to convince myself 42K is a good price for a chunk of fiberglass that I use to sit on and drink beer!!Hell,I should just buy a surfboard and call it good!!!

[Hustler]

Well if you buy the surf board your more than welcome to throw a rope on the Hustler and catch a tow to the lagoon