Church Newsletters

[Boozer]

Actual excepts from Church Newsletters...
Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
Scouts are saving Aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Ushers will eat latecomers.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say hell to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

[Blown 472]

You forgot, "Please give all your money to support us or we will guilt you to hell"
Or "Convert or we will lock you into a stockade and melt your feet"

[Boozer]

Blown 472:
You forgot, "Please give all your money to support us or we will guilt you to hell"
Or "Convert or we will lock you into a stockade and melt your feet" Not a fan of organized religion?

[Blown 472]

Boozer:
Blown 472:
You forgot, "Please give all your money to support us or we will guilt you to hell"
Or "Convert or we will lock you into a stockade and melt your feet" Not a fan of organized religion? Organized oppresion??? not really.