To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
Jack Handey