20. it's not raining
#19 and i got to drive for 30 minutes to get a sirloin to cook on the fire
20. it's not raining
21. the launch ramp is wet
22. the ice isn't cold enough
23. my shower water isn't hot enough
24. there's a "Pub" behind my toilet (pubic hair)
25. Bass cop wasn't invited last year
26. the sheets aren't at least a 300 thread count
27. rooms don't have a blow dryer
28 Not enough water pressure