You know you're from Ca. IF........

[Moneypitt]

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball capand sunglasses
who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell's or pagers.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid
all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
19. The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license.
.......If you're here illegally, .............. they want to give you one!

[H20 Toie]

Take a bus? do people really get on those things in California?

[NOTALENT]

Is pot illegal......???? :rollside:

[Wakker]

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
Thats an urban legend...

[DaveA]

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:
....snip....
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
.....snip.....
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license.
.......If you're here illegally, .............. they want to give you one!
Same thing goes for North Carolina....Ok, well, gas is probably $.50/gal more, but, hey....
.

[stingray]

just another day in the life, here in sunny so Cal.

[HCS]

Take a bus? do people really get on those things in California?
People in California don't take a bus if they speak english.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

[Throttle]

California sucks, I am movin to Lake Havasu!

[beerjet]

Just remember that all that extra money you pay for everything is just another hidden tax that pays for all this beautifull wheather.