tonights funny

[Keith]

put the kiddos to bed, read and go uuuuuuggggg
A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots
a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly
dude. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised
to discover that she's a prostitute. He watches her
the rest of the night, amazed that someone so
attractive could be available to him. The next night
he goes back to the bar, and sure enough she shows up
again,
only this time alone. The guy gets up his nerve and
approaches her.
"Is it true you're a prostitute?"
"Why, sure, big boy. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I dunno. What do you charge?"
"I get $100 just for a hand job.
We can negotiate from there..."
"$100!?! For a handjob? Are you nuts?"
"You see that Ferrari out there?"
The guy looks out the front door, and sure enough
there's a shiny new Ferrari parked outside.
"I paid cash for that Ferrari with the money I made on
hand jobs.
Trust me, it's worth it."
The guy mulls it over for a while, and decides what
the hell. He leaves with her, and gets the most
unbelievable experience he's ever had. This hand job
was better than any complete sexual experience in his
miserable life. The next night he's back at the bar,
waiting eagerly for her to show up. When she does, he
immediately approaches her.
"Last night was incredible!"
"Of course it was. Just wait til you try one of my
blow jobs..."
"How much is that?" "$500" "$500!?!
C'mon, that's ridiculous!"
"You see that apartment building across the street?"
The guy looks out front at a 12 story apartment
building.
"I paid cash for that building with the money I made
on blow jobs. Trust me, it's worth it." Based on the
night before, the guy decides to go for it. He leaves
with her, and once again is not disappointed. He
nearly faints - twice. The next night he can hardly
contain himself until she shows up.
"I'm hooked, you're the best!
Tell me, what'll it cost me for some p*ssy?"
She motions for him to follow her outside. She points
down the street, here between the buildings he can see
Manhattan.
"You see that island?"
"Aw, c'mon! You can't mean that!"
She nods her head.
"You bet. If I had a p*ssy, I'd own Manhattan!"
sorry everyone, I did not copy/paste everything. thanks rd, for bringing this up.

[BiggusJimbus]

Yeah,
Old joke or not, you ought to finish it.

[sidewound]

I think the chick is a crossdresser!
Peace Man!
CESAR

[GlastronGuy]

[Cheap Thrills]

I dont get it
C.T.

[sidewound]

Originally posted by sidewound
I think the chick is a crossdresser!
Peace Man!
CESAR
Transvestite, no pussy! Is that it?
Peace Man!
CESAR

[Kilrtoy]

Still waiting for punch line

[mickeyfinn]

I'll finish it for him.
She motions for him to follow her outside. She points down the street, where between the buildings he can see Manhattan. "You see that island?"
"Aw, c'mon, You can't mean that."
She nods her head. "You bet. If I had a pussy, I'd own Manhattan"

[Keith]

ok, if someone doesent have a pussy, they must have a dick
get it/ huh?
kinda why does the doctor spank babies when they are born?
it knocks the dicks of the dumb ones...
get that one rd?

[Outnumbered]

Mickeyfinn's version is much better. It keeps the flow of the joke going.
OL