Well.................since I am boatless for a while its now time for me to do some stirring of the pot and chase down some vicious rumors that have been thrown from SanDiego to Yuma. Lets see who the players are.
Petrofied
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Rumor has it that he just stepped up to a 1900 h/p at 1500rpm 468 that runs on J.D and corn beef hash. I also heard he engineered an adjustable diameter blower pully made from his old broken razor scooter and wore out G.I Joe with a broken Kung Foo grip, ask him, I dont know. This should let him go from 1.3 pounds to 73.2 pounds of boost at the twist of a bottle cap or maybe two.
MoneySucker
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I heard he is going with a spit shine and wax to make the the name on the side of the boat stand out as much as the new mural on the bow of a buff, big titied chick in her leather garb with a sword defending her castle from a evil fire breathing dragon, I think its kind of a 70's van thing but hey, its his boat. I also heard he put a 15, no, 17. errr no, 1871, yep thats it, a 1871 Blower with 4 Stromberg 97's on top of it and it will have 8 little velocity stacks bolted to them, cool huh? I even think he is going with a switch to turn on the blower just like Mad Max had, SWEEEEEET!!! No h/p #'s were available because it threw a shoe.
RubberDucky AKA The Quack Attack
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I think the military had less money into the USS Kitty Hawk than this guy does in the Ducky. It runs a 956 inch Ford with 23.2:1 compresion resulting in a jaw dropping 2200h/p at 13000rpm, those are corrected #'s too, DANG!. He also has a 750h/p shot of nitrous but its plumbed to the drivers seat, WTF? He had the bottom done by NASA and the pump has been messaged by Home Depot with a new C+-AB-DAAAB- Kryptonite/Rubber composite impeller, nothing but the best here. He even has a new sponsor, VISA. Lojack has been installed just incase someone decides to jack his shit, it has alot of bling bling, even the trailer has some 15" spinner caps from Pep Boys, sponser # 2 by the way.
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This should be a interesting match up to see who the king will be. Petrofied and MoneySucker aka the Shantytown Turd Sliderz just got there new gang logos on there arm floaties and the Ducky got jumped out of them and just got jumped into their rival gang out of Yuma called the Yuma Maz Easy Floaters (logos on wrist bands and head bands). I heard the initiation involved a feather, some 50 W Kendal and some old wrist pins on a string. The truth is out there. Have a nice evening.
F.J.