Reply With Quotethat's why we don't live there!
OP6C here in S.Texas stands for..........
One Pussy Six Cocks
Always seems One hottie at the lake and nothing but a dogpack of Hard Dicks chasin' her around Cock blockin' the hell outta ea. other
that's why we don't live there!
That is some funny shit!!!!
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! That really is some funny shiaat!
Well here in So Cal is stands for One Prick and 6 Chicks.
Besides I thought the only Steers and Queers live in Texas?
RTJas
WOW
Originally posted by RiverToysJas
Well here in So Cal is stands for One Prick and 6 Chicks.
Besides I thought the only Steers and Queers live in Texas?
RTJas
Steers and Queers...how ****ing original...
It's Good To Be In Texas:
Texas has given all those complainers plenty of time to get used to the results...time we took matters into our own hands.
#1 Let John Kerry become president of the United States (all 49 states)
#2 George W. Bush becomes President of the Republic Of Texas
#3 NASA in Houston, Texas will control the space industry
#4 We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States
The defense industry(we have over 65% of it). The term "Don't Mess With Texas" will take on a whole new meaning
Oil: we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. Everyone else? Sorry about that.
Natural gas: Again we have all we need of that. Too bad about those northern states. John Kerry will figure out a way to keep you warm...
Computer industry: We lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications: you know...small places like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Delphi, Nortel, Alcatel, and the list goes on
Health centers: We have the largest centers for Cancer research, the best burn centers and top trauma units in the world
We have enough colleges to keep us going: U.T., Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Rice, SMU, University of Houston, Baylor, UNT, Texas Women's University. Ivy grows better in the south anyway
We have a ready supply of workers, just open the border when necessary
We have control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance, etc.
In case of foreign invasion we have the Texas National Guard and the Texas Air National Guard. We don't have an army but since everybody down here has at least 6 rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an army in about 24 hours. If the situation gets really bad we can always call the Texas Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over a couple of Texas Rangers
We are totally sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and vegetable produce and everybody down here knows how to cook them so they taste good- don't need no food
Now to the rest of the United States under President Kerry: Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Kerry will be able to drive around in his 9mpg SUV. The rest of thre US can walk or ride bikes
You won't have any TV as the space center in Houston will cut off your communications. You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes but since Mr. Kerry has predicted global warming, you won't need the gas
Thank your lucky stars for Texas...
The main problem will be beer...
As much beer as our brewery here, Millers in Fort Worth, and Shiners puts out, we still drink about 10% more than that. I guess we'll just have to allow the immigrant workers to carry tequila across the border whenever we have to let a few in...
RTJas...:yuk:
Originally posted by ratso
Steers and Queers...how ****ing original...
It's Good To Be In Texas:
Texas has given all those complainers plenty of time to get used to the results...time we took matters into our own hands.
#1 Let John Kerry become president of the United States (all 49 states)
#2 George W. Bush becomes President of the Republic Of Texas
#3 NASA in Houston, Texas will control the space industry
#4 We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States
The defense industry(we have over 65% of it). The term "Don't Mess With Texas" will take on a whole new meaning
Oil: we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. Everyone else? Sorry about that.
Natural gas: Again we have all we need of that. Too bad about those northern states. John Kerry will figure out a way to keep you warm...
Computer industry: We lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications: you know...small places like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Delphi, Nortel, Alcatel, and the list goes on
Health centers: We have the largest centers for Cancer research, the best burn centers and top trauma units in the world
We have enough colleges to keep us going: U.T., Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Rice, SMU, University of Houston, Baylor, UNT, Texas Women's University. Ivy grows better in the south anyway
We have a ready supply of workers, just open the border when necessary
We have control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance, etc.
In case of foreign invasion we have the Texas National Guard and the Texas Air National Guard. We don't have an army but since everybody down here has at least 6 rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an army in about 24 hours. If the situation gets really bad we can always call the Texas Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over a couple of Texas Rangers
We are totally sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and vegetable produce and everybody down here knows how to cook them so they taste good- don't need no food
Now to the rest of the United States under President Kerry: Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Kerry will be able to drive around in his 9mpg SUV. The rest of thre US can walk or ride bikes
You won't have any TV as the space center in Houston will cut off your communications. You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes but since Mr. Kerry has predicted global warming, you won't need the gas
Thank your lucky stars for Texas...
The main problem will be beer...
As much beer as our brewery here, Millers in Fort Worth, and Shiners puts out, we still drink about 10% more than that. I guess we'll just have to allow the immigrant workers to carry tequila across the border whenever we have to let a few in...
RTJas...:yuk:
All of that yada yada yada and I still don't see no horns on you.
Originally posted by superdave013
All of that yada yada yada and I still don't see no horns on you.
Mess with the bull and you will get the horns
It takes 1 day to drive to Texas, then 1 day to drive through Texas.
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