"Me and my friend here were thinking you might want to go back to his apartment and have a three way with us"
Got a full, red, blended margarita thrown in my face (I had a white shirt on). My buddy got doused too by her girl friend.
We didn't really want a three way. We were at a sorority party in college (we just kind of ended up there) and the people there were snotty, so we just decided to have fun with it.......
" I'd like your phone number, but if I were a pretty girl, I wouldn't give my number out to every redneck that could two step, so I'll be here again next Friday night if you think you'd like to dance and hang out again" She was there the next Friday night, and we've been mostly togather 11 years and happily married the last five.
On the lighter side " do you believe in the here after? Then you know what I'm here after!"
Chuck
I actually met my wife with this one...luckily she thought it was funny.
"Were you born on a chicken farm....'cause you sure know how to raise some cock"
If you were a buger I'd pick you first....
Never tried this one
(at 17yo and it worked on the beach to older women) " would you like to take me out for cheese fries and beer"?
Put your Finger on your Tongue, and then put your Finger on the girls shirt... Then tell her that we must get her out of her wet clothes...
I did that, and the girl took her Top off... well I was in Crazy Horse Too in Vegas at the time...
*** Grape Ape ***
"well, its not going to suck itself"
free sodomy how can you go wrong it's free
"I can make you feel like I've never had sex before."
"You're really hot, I bet I can cool you down."
"You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it."
RTJas
Take them for a nice boat ride out into a very secluded spot and ask them if the believe in the Here After If they arent here after what youre here after they will still be here after your gone!
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