Reply With QuoteNICE TOOTH>>>>>>>>>!
1. Wow....You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
2. You wanna dance?
No? ...
I think you mis-understood me....
I said YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!!!!
Neither one ever seemed to work for me.
NICE TOOTH>>>>>>>>>!
Originally posted by RiverDave
Walk up to the prettiest chick in the bar:
"Your kinda Ugly....... I like that in a woman."
Various results, if the girl has a sense of humour or not.
RD
That's one way to find out. LMAO
Originally posted by 78Eliminator
"Me and my friend here were thinking you might want to go back to his apartment and have a three way with us"
Got a full, red, blended margarita thrown in my face (I had a white shirt on). My buddy got doused too by her girl friend.
We didn't really want a three way. We were at a sorority party in college (we just kind of ended up there) and the people there were snotty, so we just decided to have fun with it.......
DAMN SORORITY GIRLS
I told this sorority girl one time she looked hot, and she should cool off by taking a shower w/ me. She smiled at me and proceeded to dump a full picther of beer on me. Then says "I think you're the one that needs to cool off!" The rest of the party I walked around in a towle.
Originally posted by RiverDave
Walk up to the prettiest chick in the bar:
"Your kinda Ugly....... I like that in a woman."
Various results, if the girl has a sense of humour or not.
RD
Ive also seen the old.. Just go up and make out with them.. It works for RD anyway
the one that works best is..
"see that guy over there?... He wants to know if you think im cute"...
Its always good for at least a smile
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