you kidding right. if your not, OMG. dude. i have nothing else to say
Ok here is the short virsion. Last tuesday morning my girlfriend wanted a quickie. So after I played hard to get she got on top, after a couple of minutes I popped out, it happens to all of us, when it went back in my penis made a loud pop and it broke. I shot blood all over the place from the tip of my penis. She freaked, I freaked. She called 911 when the medics got here they freaked out. Im at home now and I got a tube hanging out of me and thiry stitches around the middle of my unit. I snaped both tubes that run down the inside of the penis and the urethra. I asked the doc..Please not to use staples. There is a lot more to tell if you want to hear it. If you want, I'll post the pix but I gotta warn ya, they will make you sick to your stomic....Has this ever happend to any one else?
you kidding right. if your not, OMG. dude. i have nothing else to say
Jesus Christ Dude....
I wish i was... calling my mom from the hospital and telling her sucked. She wanted to know everything.
Just tape an aspirin to it.
You mean, You're broke dick!!!
Sorry couldn't resist. I've heard of that happening before. The whole thing brings a tear to my eye though. I cannot imagine what you must be feeling. Ouch
That's a whole new kind of a broken drive. Mega-ouch!
Breaking your johnson is one thing but why are you using someone else's avatar?
Jesus H Christ man! did they give you a loaner?
Originally posted by hoolign
Jesus H Christ man! did they give you a loaner?
...for your boner?
ok..I'll send them. I have a slow connection so it might take awhile