I'd like to buy you breakfast....
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.... should I call you or knudge you in the morning.
I'm riding with this guy that I work with, and this cute girl is walking her dog thru the crosswalk when he rolls down the window and says:
'What a gorgeous animal..... oh, and your dog is nice too!'
He was soooo proud of himself, I just wanted to disappear.
Originally posted by twistedpair
I'm riding with this guy that I work with, and this cute girl is walking her dog thru the crosswalk when he rolls down the window and says:
'What a gorgeous animal..... oh, and your dog is nice too!'
He was soooo proud of himself, I just wanted to disappear.
damn, that should be listed as the worst pick up line ever....:yuk:
Originally posted by twistedpair
I'm riding with this guy that I work with, and this cute girl is walking her dog thru the crosswalk when he rolls down the window and says:
'What a gorgeous animal..... oh, and your dog is nice too!'
He was soooo proud of himself, I just wanted to disappear.
thats when the dash becomes your friend..
we had a guy we worked with and he liked messing with the guys that ride there bikes long distance in the tight riding shorts..
well we rolled up on one just before a light and he yelled out the window and said.. Hey sweety , nice ass,"
well we came to the light and the light turned red.. the guy pulled up next to us in the van and the man on the bike said.. " thanks sweety, your not to bad yourself." he was as red as the light we stopped at..
3 men 3 wishes,,
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. 3 men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician then said, "You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land in a huge glass of that drink."
the first man went down yelling. Beerrr!!! Plop! he landed in a glass of beer.
the second guy went down the slide yelling, "lemonadeeee!!!!Plop!! he landed in a glass of lemonade.
the third guy went down the slide yelling " wheeeeeeeee!!!!
Originally posted by twistedpair
I'm riding with this guy that I work with, and this cute girl is walking her dog thru the crosswalk when he rolls down the window and says:
'What a gorgeous animal..... oh, and your dog is nice too!'
He was soooo proud of himself, I just wanted to disappear.
LMAO!
There is one Ebonic pick up line that I have used and seems to work well.
"Damn, bitch, you're stupid fly, let me pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey!"
It works, even with white girls, promise!:eek!:
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