It's Hell getting Old!

[Racer277]

I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.

[76ANTHONY]

I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.
lmao, the woo woo dance..... :rollside:

[wsuwrhr]

Lucky you didn't take your wife out in the worst way.
Brian

[SummitKarl]

I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.
I told you....you should have gone for the trapeze handle option :rollside:
want something a little stronger :rollside:

[Ziggy]

Classic move Sean.....sure glad you didn't do any real damage.
LOL--woo,woo dance...reminds me of the man/woman joke about taking showers.
This place we're staying over here in Hi. has an outdoor shower....major woo-woo action I'm shooting for

[Racer277]

Thanks everyone for your concern.
Congrats Karl, you must have been putting in while we were taking out.
Way to go Zig, that would be great!

[Mrs.Racer277]

what did the judges give you on your "dismount" ??? :rollside: -d-no
I think the number was in the negatives.

[wsuwrhr]

I think the number was in the negatives.
Damn,
So encouraging.

[JetBoatRich]

and it takes longer to heal :cry:

[Squirtin Thunder]

We are not Laughing at you we are really laughing with you honest !!!
Iam LMMFASO :rollside: and almost choking that is too funny.