It's Hell getting Old!

[flathead]

I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.
:jawdrop: Kinda reminds me of them three fat guys with thier shorts pulled up inta there krak do'in the HOOK-A-SHAKA dance", and shakin boat oars fer spears on the front deck of a rusty ol' Ultra to the song I got a feel'in!! Caused all'a women ta run ta thier kids scream'in "DON"T LOOK" and tryin ta cover thier eyes!! NO ALCOHOL INVOLVED THERE! I SWEAR!!!

[SummitKarl]

for old times sake