Originally posted by BoatFloating
Not as gay as your pink steering wheel cover.
Not as gay as running low on gas and blowing motor.
Not as gay as leaving your motorhome unlocked and have to ask a buddy to lock it for you the next weekend.
Not as gay as your man boobs.
Not as gay as starting a thread and taking it completely off topic.
My gaydar just went off and there is a bogey over S.B. Man boobs, have you looked in the mirror latley, let me tell you what your missing. Look at ol BF from the back next time, and this is what you see from the bottom to the top. It starts with him walking like a duck with his pencel legs which moves up to his 26" zero ass, there it funnels up to his flabby 38" waist, which is covered on the sides by his 44" pair shapped love handles. Then you get to the lower part of his 22" chest, which is covered by his 42" banna hangers, with the silver dollar aireolas. First, god made you a beaner, then gave you a body like that, wow you poor thing.