Reply With QuoteNo, I have to do it myself because Andy will not wake up..and if he does he's gonna be pissed
My house 2:00 am....wife wakes me up...
"Honey?" "What was that"?
Me: "Mrbblebs mmm??
She: "I heard something!"
Me: "Grmbbllbmmmmm"?
She: "No, really, go look"
Me: "OK, fine"
So I wander around the house, expecting to be clubbed in the back of the head with a vase or something.....I find all doors still locked, all windows still not broken......nothing amiss.
I am thinking, OK. She believes some burglar is here in the house and wants me to go talk with them...WTF? I'd rather sleep through it. What are they going to steal.....my CD player? my big ass TV?? Not likely....
I've got no loaded weapons in the house, since there are kids. We've got juice, yeah, but its not like I am going to find the trigger lock keys and jerk around for a box of shells.....
We pay for some fancy ass alarm system that we can't use because of the cats.....
Does this happen to you guys? Ladies...do you send your men out in the dark?
No, I have to do it myself because Andy will not wake up..and if he does he's gonna be pissed
I can't get over the fact, you have a vase in the house.
Originally posted by OGShocker
I can't get over the fact, you have a vase in the house.
Several. Some are antique too. Whatcha gonna do about it?
Originally posted by Mandelon
Several. Some are antique too. Whatcha gonna do about it?
Any Ming Dynasty?
Originally posted by Mandelon
Several. Some are antique too. Whatcha gonna do about it?
Duck!
Originally posted by Mandelon
We pay for some fancy ass alarm system that we can't use because of the cats.....
Seriously? What kind of joke alarm system do you have?
Originally posted by OGShocker
Duck!
LOL..........
Its all the windows and doors, plus motion sensors and smoke and fire, plus monitoring.
I guess we could activate just the perimeter and bypass the motion sensors......
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